eau de THE CONFIDENCE OF A MEDIOCRE WHITE MAN candle | Eco-friendly and hand poured in New England

Looking for a candle that delivers pure, unapologetic confidence? Meet Eau de THE CONFIDENCE OF A MEDIOCRE WHITE MAN, the perfect blend of humor and empowerment. Hand-poured in New England, this 9 oz vegan candle is crafted from a 100% natural soy wax blend, offering a clean and eco-friendly burn. The candle features a 7.5 oz wax fill with a matte black lid, a 50-60 hour burn time, and a 100% cotton wick—free from harmful additives like lead, parabens, and phthalates.

With a cheeky name and exceptional quality, this candle doesn’t just light up your space; it makes a statement. Whether you’re setting the mood for a self-care night or gifting a friend who needs a boost of boldness, this candle combines personality with purpose. Its sustainable design means you’re caring for the planet while enjoying its delightful scent (choose from a range of signature fragrances).

Ideal for birthdays, housewarming parties, or as a hilarious Secret Santa gift, this candle is the ultimate conversation starter. Show your friends that confidence isn’t just for some—it’s for everyone who dares to own the room!

Benefits of Our Handpoured Candles

• Eco-Friendly: Made from a 100% natural soy wax blend for a clean, sustainable burn.
• Hand-Poured in New England: Crafted with care for quality and attention to detail.
• Non-Toxic: Free of harmful additives like lead, parabens, and phthalates.
• Long Burn Time: Offers 50-60 hours of aromatic enjoyment.
• Vegan-Friendly: A cruelty-free choice for conscious consumers.
• Thoughtful, Bold and Funny Designs: A conversation starter and unique gift idea.
• Versatile Scent Options: Choose from a range of signature fragrances.
• Perfect for Gifting: Great for birthdays, holidays, or just because.