"grateful for a good heart & absolute dumptruck" | FUNNY CANDLE

Who says you can’t have it all? Celebrate both your big heart and, well, your assets with our “Grateful for a Good Heart & Absolute Dumptruck” candle. This cheeky and uplifting candle is perfect for those who love to mix humor with a little self-love. Whether you're gifting it to a friend or treating yourself, it’s a playful reminder to appreciate everything that makes you you.

Handpoured in the USA and shipped from New England, this candle is crafted with a 100% natural soy wax blend, ensuring an eco-friendly and clean burn. The 9 oz. clear vessel, filled with 7.5 oz. of hand-poured wax, features a 3x2 Kraft paper label with rounded corners, adding a touch of rustic charm to your space.

Enjoy a long-lasting burn time of 50-60 hours. The 100% cotton wick ensures a steady, soot-free flame, and the non-toxic formulation means no harmful chemicals like lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates.

Choose from seven fabulous scents to match your vibe:

• Pink Grapefruit: Bright and tangy for an energizing lift.
• Eucalyptus Lavender Herb: Calm and soothing, perfect for relaxation.
• Spiced Pumpkin Ginger: Warm and inviting, with cozy autumn vibes.
• Fresh Balsam: Clean and woodsy, like a walk in the forest.
• Sea Breeze: Light and refreshing, evoking coastal serenity.
• Comfort Spice: Nostalgic and cozy, like home in a jar.
• Vanilla Bean: Sweet and smooth, ideal for any time of day.

In addition to our popular song lyric candles, this humorous mantra candle is a perfect gift for anyone who isn’t afraid to embrace their best features, both inside and out. Whether it’s for a birthday, holiday, or just because, it’s guaranteed to spark a smile and set the mood for self-celebration.

Light it up, let the fragrance fill the room, and take a moment to appreciate your good heart—and the rest of the package.