"i accept that i am the universe's b*tch" funny candle | eco-friendly 100 percent natural candle

Own your vibe with the “I Accept That I Am the Universe’s B*tch” candle—because sometimes, the universe has other plans, and you’re just here for the ride. With a bold, no-nonsense mantra, this candle celebrates accepting life as it comes, all while keeping your sense of humor intact. Whether you're indulging in a moment of self-awareness or gifting it to someone who knows how to laugh at life's absurdities, this candle brings a little sass and a whole lot of charm to any space.

Handpoured in the USA and shipped from New England, this candle is crafted with a 100% natural soy wax blend, ensuring an eco-friendly and clean burn. The 9 oz. clear vessel holds 7.5 oz. of wax, while the 3x2 Kraft paper label with rounded corners keeps things simple yet stylish.

With a burn time of 50-60 hours, you’ll have plenty of time to embrace your role in the universe. The 100% cotton wick ensures a smooth, soot-free flame, while the non-toxic formula contains no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates—just pure, clean-burning wax for your enjoyment.

Choose from seven playful scents that will match your mood:

• Pink Grapefruit: Bold and zesty, because you’re here for it all.
• Eucalyptus Lavender Herb: Refreshing and grounding, perfect for staying centered.
• Spiced Pumpkin Ginger: Warm, cozy, and unapologetically spicy—just like your attitude.
• Fresh Balsam: Clean and crisp, perfect for when you’re feeling sharp.
• Sea Breeze: Light, airy, and calming, for those “go with the flow” days.
• Comfort Spice: Cozy and spicy, the perfect balance of comfort and sass.
• Vanilla Bean: Smooth and sweet, but don’t mistake it for soft.

In addition to our popular song lyric candles, this humorous and empowering mantra candle is perfect for anyone who’s learned to laugh through life’s challenges. Whether you’re embracing your place in the universe or just adding some fun to your home, this candle will brighten your space with sass and attitude.