"thankful for free will and bad choices" FUNNY CANDLE | Eco-friendly & hand-poured in the US

Here’s to living life on your own terms! Our “Thankful for the Freedom to Make Bad Choices & the Free Will to Refuse to Learn from Them” candle is the ultimate tribute to embracing life’s mistakes with humor and zero regrets. Perfect for anyone who owns their quirks and questionable decisions, this candle makes a hilarious and thoughtful gift or a fun addition to your own collection.

Each candle is handpoured in the USA and ships from New England, made with a 100% natural soy wax blend for a clean, eco-friendly burn. The sleek 9 oz. clear vessel holds 7.5 oz. of hand-poured wax and features a 3x2 Kraft paper label with rounded corners, adding a stylish yet rustic touch to your space.

With an impressive burn time of 50-60 hours, this candle provides long-lasting enjoyment. The 100% cotton wick ensures a steady, soot-free flame, while the non-toxic formula is free of lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, and phthalates, making it safe for both you and the planet.

Choose from seven unique scents to match your unapologetic vibe:

• Pink Grapefruit: Bright and bold, just like your choices.
• Eucalyptus Lavender Herb: Calm and refreshing, to balance out the chaos.
• Spiced Pumpkin Ginger: Warm and spicy, perfect for cozy reflection (or not).
• Fresh Balsam: Crisp and clean, like a reset after every misstep.
• Sea Breeze: Light and breezy, carrying carefree vibes.
• Comfort Spice: Nostalgic and grounding, even if you never learn.
• Vanilla Bean: Sweet and smooth, because life’s too short to take seriously.

In addition to our popular song lyric candles, this witty mantra candle stands out as a hilarious yet thoughtful gift for friends, family, or anyone who thrives on their perfectly imperfect journey.

Light it up, let the scent fill the room, and celebrate the freedom to live, learn (or not), and laugh at life’s unpredictability.