"through spite i can do all things" SNARKY CANDLE | Funny Gifts & Merch

Embrace the power of attitude with our “Through Spite I Can Do All Things” snarky candle. Perfect for those who channel their sass into success, this candle is all about turning a little frustration into motivation. Whether you're tackling life's challenges with a fierce mindset or just looking for a laugh, this candle adds a touch of humor and bold energy to your space.

Handpoured in the USA and shipped from New England, this candle is made with a 100% natural soy wax blend, ensuring a clean and eco-friendly burn. The 9 oz. clear vessel contains 7.5 oz. of hand-poured wax, and features a stylish 3x2 Kraft paper label with rounded corners for a sleek, modern touch.

Enjoy a burn time of 50-60 hours, allowing you plenty of time to bask in its bold message. The 100% cotton wick ensures a steady, soot-free flame, while the non-toxic formula is free from lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, and phthalates.

Choose from seven unique scents to match your mood:

• Pink Grapefruit: Bright, zesty, and ready to take on the day.
• Eucalyptus Lavender Herb: Refreshing and calming, for a balanced vibe.
• Spiced Pumpkin Ginger: Cozy and spicy, like a little attitude with warmth.
• Fresh Balsam: Clean and fresh, for when you need a clear mind.
• Sea Breeze: Light and airy, perfect for channeling your energy.
• Comfort Spice: Warm and grounding, with a snarky edge.
• Vanilla Bean: Smooth and sweet, but don’t underestimate the sass.

In addition to our popular song lyric candles, this snarky mantra candle is the perfect gift for anyone who appreciates humor with a side of determination. Whether it’s for a friend who loves a challenge or someone who thrives on proving others wrong, it’s sure to bring a smile (and a little fire) to their day.

Light it up, enjoy the scent, and remember—sometimes spite really does fuel your power.